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Time Received: March 2nd, 2023, 6:34:47 PM — Amount: $50.00

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I asked that chat AI to write a poem about speedrunning. It probably fits best for the upcoming Jedi Knight run *digital throat clear*:

In the world of gaming, there's a trend that's grand,
Speedrunning has become quite the demand,
But some games just don't fit this plan,
And for those, speedrunners have a different brand.

Shooters are games where guns take center stage,
Blasting enemies is all the rage,
But for speedrunners, this just won't do,
They need a game that they can speed through.

So what do they do to make it work?
They turn shooters into platformers, with a little quirk,
Jumping and dodging is the name of the game,
And shooting? Well, that's just so lame.

Now instead of guns, they use their feet,
And running through levels becomes their feat,
They find glitches and shortcuts along the way,
And before you know it, they've saved the day.

So if you see a speedrunner, don't be surprised,
If they turn a shooter into a game of highs,
Jumping, dodging, and running around,
They've turned the game on its head, and that's just profound.

So let's all applaud the speedrunner's skill,
Turning shooters into platformers with their will,
It's a funny thing, but it sure is great,
Watching them fly through levels at an incredible rate.

Now, that's from me again: I love you all, runners, tech ppl and viewers alike <3

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Final Fantasy IV: Free Enterprise Co-op Any% Harp Music Choice -- Serene $50.00

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