Have you ever dated a person for a really long time? Like, since 1997? Maybe their name was something like, Super Ninja-Kun And you and Super Ninja-Kun got along fine, sometimes you'd argue, sometimes they would drag you to a movie you didn't want to see, maybe you didn't love their taste in music, but things were ok, right? But, you've been dating for twenty three years at this point. Maybe you start to hate the way they laugh, the way they cough, the way they don't put the cap back on the ninjapaste.
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