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Cave Johnson, here! I've just been informed by HR that our subjects would be less nervous if I gave more information about myself to "humanize" me in their eyes. I think that entire premise is absurd, but fine: before founding Aperture Science, I worked a wide range of jobs, from music conservatory band leader to Editor-In-Chief of the Daily Bugle. I've used these experiences to put me where I am today. I've also been going through a strict workout regiment to train to become Chief of Police for a gritty, crime-filled city.
Is any of this true? Of course not! I don't need to be humanized, I need to be feared! No get out there, test subjects, and get me pictures of Spiderman-I mean, get through those portals. |
| Run | Name | Amount |
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| Super Mario 3D Land Warpless | Upgrade to Warpless | $25.00 |