You know they say that all speedruns are created equal, but you look at Porkchop and you look at AEW Fight Forever and you can see that statement is NOT TRUE! See, normally if you speedrun another game, you got a $5 donation. But Porkchop is a speedrunning freak and he's not normal! So you got a $25, AT LEAST, donation. Then you add Touchan, Bobbeigh, and Raelcun on the couch, your donation amount goes up drastic! See the Road to the Elite speedrun at SGDQ 2025, you got a $33 1/3 donation, but I, I got a $66 and 2/3 dollar donation, because Twitch Chat KNOWS we can meet that incentive for Catlateral Damage and they're gonna try!
So JD Puppy, you take your 33 1/3% chance of reading a donation, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3% chance of reading my donation at SGDQ 2025. But then you take my $75 dollars, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 dollars, I got a $141 2/3 dollar donation! See Twitch, the numbers don't lie, and they spell donations for MSF at SGDQ 2025!
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