Chat, there is an epidemic among us. A lurking darkness within our very own community. Some viewers believe that it is perfectly acceptable, nay celebrated to run a game while missing something truly vital to the decency of our great marathon. Glitch-less? No. Weapon-less? If only. Folks, Jaxler and KillingPepsi are threatening to run PANT-LESS on our proud GDQ stage. For 30 whole minutes! You may think surely the viewers would not allow for such a crime, but no. These anti-pant maniacs are among us right now paying money for this to take place! They are a menace, mocking the run with their desire for lack of clothing in what they call a ‘need for speed’! I for one will not stand for this ….What?! What do you mean this is for charity?! I don’t care, get that goat some pants!!
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