| Comment |
|---|
|
Hey team, gather around! I’ve got something important to discuss with you all, and no, it’s not about Hightower’s last name or Jones' sound effects workshop. This is a bit more serious, but don’t worry, I’ll keep it light. You know me, I’m Mahoney after all!
Now, we all know that being in the police academy, we’ve seen our fair share of chaos. From Commandant Lassard’s goldfish adventures to Tackleberry’s obsession with heavy artillery, we’ve had our laughs. But today, I want to talk about something that’s as noble as Commandant Lassard trying to remember where he left his podium. We’ve all heard of Doctors Without Borders, right? No, Hightower, they don’t fix fences or paint walls. These are the real-life heroes, the ones who go where no one else dares, much like us, but with a bit more medical expertise and a lot fewer practical jokes. They’re out there in the trenches, dealing with everything from epidemics to natural disasters. Imagine if Tackleberry’s love for firearms was as useful in saving lives as their love for medicine. Now that’s a sight! I know what you’re thinking. “Mahoney, how can we help? We’re just a bunch of misfit cops-in-training.” Well, my friends, it’s simpler than you think. It doesn’t involve any obstacle courses or trying to outrun Hightower. It’s about making donations. Yes, I said donations. And no, it’s not like donating to the ‘Save the Commandant’s Goldfish Fund,’ which I still believe was a worthy cause. Think about it. We’ve got spare change lying around, maybe from that last prank we pulled or the pool we have on which cadet will mess up the morning drills. Why not put it to good use? Just a few bucks from each of us could make a huge difference. Imagine if we pooled together enough to buy them a new scalpel or a box of bandages. Who knows, maybe even a goldfish tank for their break room. Okay, maybe not that, but you get the point. And let’s face it, we’re a resourceful bunch. If Jones can make a helicopter sound with his mouth, surely we can come up with some creative ways to raise money. How about a talent show? I’m sure Hooks has a singing voice that could melt even the toughest criminal’s heart. Or we could auction off a dinner with Hightower. Trust me, that’s a meal no one would forget! So, what do you say, team? Let’s put our heads together, not just for cracking cases or pulling pranks, but for something truly meaningful. Let’s help those doctors out there who are doing the real heavy lifting. Let’s be the heroes behind the heroes. And who knows, maybe one day we’ll need their help when one of our pranks goes a bit too far. Not that that ever happens, right? In the immortal words of Commandant Lassard, “Let’s do it by the book.” Only this time, the book is about generosity and goodwill. So, dig deep, my friends. Let’s show Doctors Without Borders that the Police Academy isn’t just about laughs and hijinks. We’ve got heart too. And if anyone asks, just tell them Mahoney sent you. Thank you, and let’s make those donations count! |
| Run | Name | Amount |
|---|---|---|
| Mass Effect 2 Any% NG+ | No One Left Behind | $20.00 |