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A boy and a dragon both walk into a talent agency, the boy's name is Dale and the dragon is Bert. Dale and Bert walk on stage and say "boy, have we got an act for you!" the dragon opens up his chest cavity violently and swallows the kid whole and begins flying around the stage while monsters come out of various holes, meanwhile a pair of starched pants begin walking on tight ropes while legs begin popping out of the ground and flailing around like crazy! But it doesn't stop there, soon the stage becomes drenched in blood and sadness while a couple of zombies demand that the talent agency watch their dance. This continues for a whopping 30 seconds or so before Bert vomits Dale out onto the stage. They take a bow and the agent says "that's one hell of an act, what do you call yourselves?" Bert and Dale respond: MONSTER PARTY! |